Bloggles

I’m sorry, Buddy. I hope you feel better now.

It’s such a relief to come home and not have anything to study for! Shame noone is around tonight.

I compiled a whole list of things I ‘needed’ to do during the exam period but it seems I don’t remember what they are anymore! Let’s try again.

Thursday

• Service car
• Go to the gym
• Wash the Mountain Bike
• Change the sheets

Friday

• Get a haircut
• Wash the Car
• Take Phillip to the vet

Saturday

• Marulan Driver Training Centre
• Aileen’s 21st

Sunday

• Give the dogs a bath, weather permitting
• Do something with Nghi

For reference:

The Car

The Mountain Bike

Phillip

Sunni

Brandi

Maggie ~

Lotus ~

Good music is good. I love stumbling upon nuggets of gold that are good songs and awesome artists. Music has always been one of the few things I get excited about but it’s a little disappointing when I don’t have anyone to share it with ): I haven’t been as into it over the last few years but am getting back into it now that I have so much free time studying for my exams.

The Teenagers – Homecoming

Last week I flew to San Diego to see my aunt
On day one I met her hot step daughter.
She’s a cheerleader, she’s a virgin and she’s really tanned.
As she stepped out of her massive car, I could only notice she was more than fuckable.
I think she was coming back of her game or something.
Because she was holding those silly pom poms.
On day two, I fucked her and it was wild. She’s such a slut.

I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cousin.
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came true just like I like it she’s got nice tits.
It was perfect, a dream came true just like a song by Blink-182

Okay, listen girls, I met the hottest guy ever.
Basically as I was stepping out of my SUV, I came face to face with my step cousin or whatever.
Who cares. Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair and the cutest British accent ever.
Straight away, I could tell he was rocker from his sexy attitude and the way he looked to me.
Mmm he is totally awesome.
Oh my god I think I’m in love.

I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cousin.
I loved my English romance.
It was dirty, a dream came true just like I like it she’s got nice tits.
It was perfect, a dream came true just like a song by Blink-182.

I fucked my American cunt.
I loved my English romance.
I fucked my American cousin.
I loved my English romance.
It was so nice to meet you.
Pleasure is mine, I do like you.
Come to Cancun for spring break.
I’ll think about it, it could be great.

And don’t forget to send me a friend request.
As if!

Heeeeeeeee-ello! I just knocked down my first exam yesterday and boy, did it feel good. So much so that I’m wasting time blogging instead of studying for the 3 that remain on my timetable. I have suspicions this blog will be abandoned after the 27th of June but until then you can enjoy further my mundane musings.

I had quite a delightful evening last night having watched the latest episode of Weeds and revisiting season 4 of Sex and the City. I looooooove sitting lying in front of the TV and just switching my brain off, probably because this is its natural state. I am a glutton for all things sloth-ly. Ha! See what I just did there? I hereby challenge y’all to construct a sentence with more than two of the seven deadly sins in it.

Speaking of such deadly sins, my lovely boyfriend and I indulged in a dinner from McDonald’s the other night. A medium Big Mac meal; fillet-o-fish meal; cheese burger and 10 pack of nuggets later, we remembered why we should only ever visit Micky D’s when we need to. BLERGH. DAMN YOU whoever it was that had it on their Facebook status when I happened to be hungry! But never fear, I went to the gym again today and participated in some interval training where you go hectic and rest… go hectic and rest… go hectic and rest… etc. It was a wonderful experience during which I felt the urge to go to the toilet… and DIE, haha, thanks Jue! Hopefully today’s work out and more sensible eating for the rest of the week keeps that McDonald’s at bay from my ass… I really love when BOM forecasts a gym session for me since rainy weekends equate to wet trails which translate into no riding and going to the gym to keep fitness up and avoid feeling fat.

Anyway, that’s all I really have to report at the moment… no wait, I want to say happy birthday to my amigos Mano and Paul for the 15th and 16th respectively.

Thanks for hiring out that joint in Bundeena. Much relaxing was done despite not sleeping much on the first night that was Thien’s Puke-a-rama. I love staying in nice houses that I probably will not be able to afford in the future. See previous post.

Adios! Oh, and just FYI in case you were curious, the seven deadly sins are:
Pride – “It is identified as a desire to be more important or attractive than others, failing to acknowledge the good work of others, and excessive love of self”. Check.

Avarice aka Greed – “is like lust and gluttony, a sin of excess. However, greed (as seen by the church) is applied to the acquisition of wealth in particular”. Check.

Envy - “like greed, may be characterized by an insatiable desire; they differ, however, for two main reasons. First, greed is largely associated with material goods, whereas envy may apply more generally. Second, those who commit the sin of envy resent that another person has something they perceive themselves as lacking, and wish the other person to be deprived of it“. This one too.

Wrath – also known as anger or “rage”, may be described as inordinate and uncontrolled feelings of hatred and anger. And this.

Lust – “is usually thought of as excessive thoughts or desires of a sexual nature”. Yes.
Gluttony “is the over-indulgence and over-consumption of anything to the point of waste”. YESSSSSS.

Medieval church leaders took a more expansive view of gluttony,arguing that it could also include an obsessive anticipation of meals, and the constant eating of delicacies and excessively costly foods. A list of six ways to commit gluttony:

Praepropere – eating too soon. Oops.
Laute – eating too expensively (washedly). Oops.
Nimis – eating too much. Oops.
Ardenter – eating too eagerly (burningly). Oops.
Studiose – eating too daintily (keenly).
Forente – eating wildly (boringly). How the devil do you do this? But probably yes.

Sloth/acedia – “believed to be the failure to utilize one’s talents and gifts… regarding laziness and indifference as the sin at the heart of the matter”. Definitely.

Hooray, that’s all seven! Not that I’m religious or didn’t already know, but it looks like I would be going straight to hell if I was. Thank heavens I am an atheist! Also, you know you need to GTFO of uni when you spend more time and effort on your blog entries during the exam period than you do on your assignments.

Thanks Wikipedia <3

http://www.stayz.com.au/56963

Fuck yes! WIN!! I can’t wait! Snow fields and sexy rental house, here we come, baby! … But in 2010 ):

Damn it, I wish I had planned a snow trip earlier for my birthday this year, but alas, it will have to wait until 2010. It was just not meant to be which I guess works out better because Robyn will be back in Australia then.. hopefully with a temporary French accent!

Sounds like a grand affair, doesn’t it? Something you’d perhaps do on a milestone birthday like an 18th or 21st? Right! But wrong. Mile stone hype is shit.

Those birthdays have since passed me by and left me with more head pain than other birthdays.  I stressed about whether I should make a fuss about it, what to do and who to invite…

I get that coming of legal drinking age is something to be excited about but what is the significance of turning 21? Like Ladytron says, they only want you when you’re seventeen, when you’re twenty-one… you’re no fun – heh. Mile stones are a somewhat personal thing, why is Hallmark dictating them? What if nothing out of the ordinary happened during your 21st year of life? Mile stones should correspond with what you’ve achieved at that stage in your life – which varies from person to person.

Being the late-r academic bloomer I am, I will hopefully be celebrating graduating from uni and going into the workforce on my 22nd 23rd birthday… at the snow in that awesome rental home!!

That’s right, hombres, 22 23 > 21… both numerically and in coolness! lol.

Edit: Fuck. I will be 23 in 2010. My bad. Can’t count.